Attention Contemptuous Shrew: Borrow Your DVDs Elsewhere!
So a while ago I was being the generally nice guy that I usually am. I met this girl on my way home from work that I kinda know. We're on a first name basis, to put it like that.We started talking about film, as often happens when I get involved in conversations, since I like discussing movies. We kept talking about movies and actors as we were closing in on my house. I told her that if she'd like, she could borrow a movie from me, because she had already told me that she liked the actor that had the lead role in the movie I offered to lend her. I've never even hung out with this girl, and I still offer to lend her a movie from my private collection, which I hold dear and close to my heart. This should give you at least a slight clue of what a nice guy I am.
She agreed to borrow the movie, I ran up to my room, got it for her, she took it, said "thanks" and walked off."Cool", I said to myself and thought nothing of it.
Some weeks passed by, and I started thinking "Hmm...I should get my DVD back from this chick now". I got her email-address from a friend of hers, so that I could contact the girl who had my film. She told
me she hadn't seen the movie yet, because she wanted to see it with a friend who was interested in the movie's subject matter - drugs. I thought "Okay...Doesn't matter..She needs to see that Johnny Depp can
play something else than a pirate with dreadlocks". By the way, the movie she borrowed from me was Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas.
More time passed by. I was starting to yearn for my DVD now, so I talked to her via some instant messaging program and asked her if she'd seen the movie by now. Still no. Then I asked her if we should see
it together. Then, out of nowhere, and totally uncalled for, she blocks me, and leaves me temporarily unable to contact her. And she is still in posession of my DVD. Goddamnit. If she can't take a simple
request like that and act like her age - 18 - then fuck her.
I had to go through another friend to get her cell phone number, so I could send her a text message, this time not asking (and quite honestly not giving a rats ass) if she saw the movie or not, but asking to get
my DVD back. She replied that she would drop by my house and give it to me. She didn't. And she knows exactly where I live. I'm starting to get pissed off now. Did I lend her a DVD for no reason, and then
she cuts of basically my only way of contact with her when I ask if she wants to watch it together?
Is she above me, somehow? Like she's too good to be hanging out with me? Or maybe she doesn't like, plain and simple?
Well, after a week or so, another friend of mine stops by my house and drops of the DVD I lent to the contemptuous shrew in the first place. He tells me that she never watched it, and that she has blocked me
because she took my question as an attempt to hit on her, which somehow offended her. Yeah, like I want to hit on everyone I watch a movie with. What kind of image does this bitch have of herself? She
obviously thinks that I like her and that I want her because I asked if she wanted to watch a good movie with me. If she is immediately under the impression that I like her in the way she conspicuously thought,
then she is too pretentious for her own good, and way too prententious and morally disgusting for me to want to hang out with her.
If it was such a problem for her me asking what I asked, she should've told me she had a problem, like someone down-to-earth and not too stuck-up would have done.
Fuck her.
Borrow your DVDs elsewhere and stick to watching movies wherein Johnny Depp plays pirates.