GLOBAL WARMING - SO WHAT? ,

Who cares about global warming? I know I don't. I hate the shitty weather in my city, so I don't care if it gets hotter by the years. I like it like that. All the rain and close-to-zero temperatures we have here makes me want to puke or commit deicide, killing the weather gods, if such should exist. I swear, as soon as I am done with my education and obligatory military service, I am moving the hell away from this asshole of bad weather. I couldn't give two shits if the tornado season in the great flats of the USA gets worse by each year as a result of global warming and I couldn't care less about Al Gores documentary "An Inconvenient Truth", although I willingly admit it was a fine piece of film making. I don't care if the increased rain in one part of the world causes increased famine and death in another part because the water is drawn away from that area.

Someone might suggest that it's unreasonable and heartless to say that I don't care about this planet, and that I should make an effort to make it a better place, because, y'know, "we gotta make a good future for our kids". Well, guess what? I hate kids, and I'm never getting any children of my own. The only reason these people care about the world now, is because they're alive right now. When they're dead, they can't do shit, and so, they are not going to care about it, because everyone knows that a human corpse is void of feelings like compassion and caring. Totally cool, in other words. I like corpses. I want one to have in my room...As a rug on the floor or decoration for my wall. Wouldn't that be awesome? To have a dead body hanging on my wall - something to show my friends and impress the girls with. And if I oneday should run out of food and money, I have something to eat. Man, that would kick almost too much ass. You might ask where the hell I am going with this nagging about eating a dead person and using it for wall-embellishing. Damned if I know. I'm drunk. All I know is that I don't care it gets hotter. Awesome...