"THIS IS HOW YOU BECOME PREGNANT"
This is how you become pregnant
The other day, Norway's biggest newspaper, VG, featured a two-page article titled "This is how you become pregnant". This has got to be the single dumbest article title I've ever witnessed. I really wonder how you become pregnant, so let me enlighten myself by reading a newspaper's article on the subject. You fuck. That's it. Goddamn morons. VG is the shittiest paper in Norway, and still they're the highest selling newspaper. Are people becoming morons or something? They feature more articles on celebrities, hair styles, norwegian second grade celebrities, and other trivial bullshit that belongs nowhere in a newspaper. I hate this newspaper more and more for every day that goes by, and I hope people realize what a piece of shit it is, stop buying it, thus forcing VG to go bankrupt.
Frighteningly, more and more newspapers are turning into messagebearers of slander, gossip and utter garbage, choosing to report on the Beckhams arrival in Los Angeles, instead of reporting on something interesting and important, or just dropping it alltogether and not printing it. Noone really cares if the Beckhams moved to Los Angeles, except for the people it affects, and guess what! That ain't you! You live in Norway, you have no connection to David Beckham, Los Angeles Galaxy or anything that has to to with them.
BT (Bergens Tidende) used to be a respectable and serious newspaper, like newspapers should be, until the point the publish an article on their webpage that featured wardrobe flaws of celebrities, bad hair styles and so on. Now, I pick up BT from outside the house, let it sit on the dinner table until the days has passed, then I throw it away. Seems like the only respectable newspaper left in Norway is Aftenposten. Cred to them for not reporting on who's fucking who in the celebrity-world, latest trends and other insipid crap.
Norwegian newspapers, with notably one exception (almost two though, had BT refrained from reporting on wardrobe flaws), are turning into pulp magazines. To hell with them all.